The road to Hell is filled with good intentions

Posted on Sat Mar 2nd, 2013 @ 2:24pm by Lieutenant Jimmy Cooper & Lieutenant JG Fer

382 words; about a 2 minute read

Mission: Sowing the Seeds
Location: Jimmy's quarters
Timeline: Current

Laying on his couch, Jimmy was fighting another migraine attack, face down pushing his hands against the sides of his head. He'd have gone to the doctor, but he didn't really trust the EMH after the tampering he and Fer had done.

"We need to talk. And plan" Fer hopped in, his unsettling grin on his face.

"Sure," Jimmy said into the couch, "Plan."

Fer hopped on top of Jimmy, and sat on his back. "Come on, lazy one, we have a ship to conq..eh.. 'commandeer' hehehehehe"

"Could you," Jimmy was now swaying in an attempt to throw Fer off, "get off me?"

Fer hopped off Jimmy's back, and looked at him while he straightened himself and sat on the couch. "So how do you think we can pull this off?" Fer asked, almost rethorically.

"Oh I don't know, get the EMH onto the bridge and do the announcement?"

"Yeah, that'll give them ample opportunity to rouse the guards and nip our plans to take over." Fer said, sarcastically. "We need something better."

"Well, how would you want to get both the Captain and the Commander somewhere else?"

"Hmm..." Fer sprang from one feet to the other, doing some kind of bird's dance. "We need a distraction. What would rouse them both?"

"Well, the captain would respond to any kind of emergency, you know how she adores danger..."

"Emergencies can be created... or at least, staged hehehe."

"As for the commander, I'd say she'll snap on anything scientific... Maybe medical..."

"A medical emergency perhaps? We'd get them both exactly where we want them."

"Well," Jimmy's headache had cleared a bit, which allowed him to think, "How would sickbay help?"

Fer grinned. "I can pull on a string or two, make sure not all nurses are what they seem. Hehehehehe." Jimmy wished Fer wouldn't make that horrible sound, it made his skin crawl.

Fer continued, "You'll also need you to feign ignorance, as if the announcement catches you by suprise. Don't worry, I'll arrange everything."

"That's exactly what I'm worrying about. But fine, you've done everything right up till now, let's stick it out to the end. Now scram, unless you happen to have something against headaches." Jimmy shooed the small Ferengi.

"Hehehehe, we'll have so much fun tomorrow! Hahahaahhahahah!"

 

RSS Feed