Hell week day one

Posted on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 @ 12:20am by Ensign Turoc

243 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Citadel Prime
Location: Holo deck one
Timeline: current[stardate 63757.02] 1800

Turoc tapped his combadge =^= All Beta shift security personel report to holo deck one on the doble for immiate training Turoc out.=^= witin afew minets all the personel were assbled turoc look over them "pathic you call yourself security officers you are the absoulte worst out of shape worthless excuess for security officer I've ever had the displuserue to serve with, today I'll start to fix that problem this is the frist day of a training program I like to call hell week." the security officers grumble for a few minets, "Ok enogh talk lets get started, Computer initate program shran traing vulcan levle 1." the computer chierped in responce. the doors open revealing the vulcan desert.
"Welcome to day one you have three minets to make across the desert ready set go!" Turoc yelled come on run you act like Lou-dte Kalei Child maker (female Yautja, male insult) come on Ooman Human (slang) run you Tarei'hasan (Small insect, unworthy opponent) let go this is Gkei'moun (Easy, simple ) just then the prgram ended the were standing in on the holodeck. "S'yuit-de ( pathetic) you all ailed mesableably now watch!" he broght the program back online and completes it a minet and a half you run this program once a day until you pass now try it a gain." turoc roared feeling disgusted. he took his padd and began his repot on the readyness of the security staff it doesn't look good he thoght to himself.

 

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